Transformers : The Movie

Chopsquad went to Vivocity to catch Transformers : THE F**KIN AWESOME MOVIE!!! yesterday.

One phrase : It Blew Us Away!

First, the story didn't suck, as wad me and ben had feared. It seems that comic-to-movie producers are no longer zapalang idiots who make shit adaptations of people's beloved childhood; guess they recognised that movie makes big bucks, and fans want to catch the sequels, generating more $$ for you, so being a zapalang idiot just don make the cut.


Secondly, the models (machines not girls) are just tooooo sweet. Ben was having orgasms and cramps throughout the movie, and as wad i would put, "Collective Orgasms" in the cinema. There was gasps when the autobots chose their models (Chevrolet Camaro, Pontiacs, Trucks, F22s, helicopters, M1 tanks etc) as they were so beautifully modeled. And yes they transform! Imagine your Nokia N95 transform to a killing machine armed wif MGs and a RPG. Lol its in the movie! Shameless advertising though haha.

Thirdly, the action scenes are AWESOME! It has been a long time since I've been awed in a cinema, and yes i can say Transformers succeeded in reviving the boyhood in me. There's Matrix spoofs, batman spoofs, super/spiderman spoofs, it's all included! Great fun! Also, the actors are not crappy at all. There's a lot of humour hidden here and there, and right in your face too.

My ratings. 4.9 our of 5. Why? Because they used Linkin Park - What I've Done as the theme song. Not that its not a good song, but the fact that it was released wif a totally crappy album, deserved it 0.1 pt demerit. TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Must watch for every action-fan buff and military buff.

Btw ben, the aircraft carrier transformer idea was floated, but it was too expensive to implement haha!
"If he decides to helm a sequel, Bay may put in an aircraft carrier character, an idea that was too expensive for the first film.[86]" - from wikipedia.