HG's representive found in Singapore Government
Breaking News: Osaka's HG has found a representative in the People's Action Party of Singapore. Mrs
Yu-Foo Yee Shoon, Minister of State, Ministry of Community Development, Youth & Sports MP for Holland-Bukit Timah GRC, a veteran MP of Singapore and an Alumni of NTU, has coincided her surname with the famous "ユフォォォォォォォ~!” (Yu-Foooooooo) outburst, overused in HG's vocabulary. "Foooo~" has already been derided as "capalang usage" by several Anti-Homosexuality activists, because HG says whatever he wants before adding the "Foooo~" to end his sentence and doing lewd movements.
When asked about whether Mrs Yu-Foo's surname's identity with a "Hard Gay" or what HG is affectionally called, will affect her credibility as a distinguised Minister of Parliament of Singapore, Student Lin Kaibin, 22, from NTU said: "It is not easy to find such coherence to a well-loved phrase in Singapore's amalgam of surnames, especially hybrid ones. However, the word "YU" which is ”玉“ in Chinese, represents Jade and can be said to represent Wealth. Also, the word "Foo" which is "福" represents Fortune in Chinese. All in all, it is really an auspicious surname to have and I am sure she has the fortune and wealth of being a Singapore MP. I fully support her. Yu Foo!"
We then proceeded to ask HG for his comments. He promptly replied in Japanese : " I am very happy she has adopted my favourite phrase in my Variety Show, and hope she can inspire viewers in her country to support my cause, which is improving the society of Japan. I am not a real gay and I have already bagged Anne Suzuki so Anti-Gay activists stop writing untrue things about me. I am just an entertainer and it really hurts to defend my sexuality. I am going to bed with Anne tonight to prove I am straight. Watch out for our amateur video foooo!" Apparently HG cannot restrain from his habit.
Whether the person of interest in the discussion matters or not, we were unable to find out. When approached, the Minister of State and Community Development and Youth and Sports MP, declined comment.
-Additional Reporting by Benjamin Chiew Onn It and Heng "MIA" Ping Ling.
5th October 2007